cute with chris

A very popular and hilarious internet show written, directed and performed by Chris Leavins, occasionally with lines by his co-host (title under revision) Colty the Plastic Horse. New shows are posted weekly and include dissing, PWNing, and polls on who is the cutest. Cute With Chris has the power to change lives and kill dreams.
Popular phrases include "all your dreams are dead" and "suck it, Tonya." For many fans, words cannot describe. For an accurate portrayal, WATCH THE FREAKIN' SHOW YOU LAZY.

"Jake, did you watch the new cute with chris yet?"
"Yeah, he put my dog in the CWC cutedown!"

cute with chris by Cat Anne June 11, 2008

cutewithchris 

A popular, addictive, comedic internet show that features a host called Chris.(We think) Where he talks about puppies and kittens and we the audience vote on the cutest.

Did you see the cutedown in last weeks show of CuteWithChris.com?? Nobody voted for the poor orphaned puppy in the spca.

cutewithchris by thattchiicckk February 21, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016