custardnut

A very bad haircut, which entails short, cropped hair and dyed blonde tips. See Trevor.

Andy - "Trevor's got a custardnut."
Trev - "Rawwrrghhhh *throws Andy across the room*"

by Phr333 March 13, 2007

custardfuck

A rediculous exclamation used by people who don't know the difference between the word custard (a delicious pudding-like treat) and cluster (a gathering or mass).

Megan: There was a custardfuck of scene kids downtown last friday.
Morgan: Custardfuck? Megan, you are one beautiful but silly gosling.

by Morgan and Megan July 23, 2007