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Cunt Custard 

"I got a mouthful of her cunt custard."
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt custard everywhere."
"What did her cunt custard smell/taste like?"
Cunt Custard by Jake Reed March 1, 2006

Cunt Custard 

The combination of sperm and the womens juices oozing out of a womans cunt after they have both cum
had to change the sheets after all the cunt custard oozed out of her cunt and onto the sheets
Cunt Custard by aw74 March 10, 2011
Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.
You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.
cuntard by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005
(noun) A female, who like her male counterpart known as the munt, acts irresponsible and reckless in her behavior where social graces, common etiquette, and/or her general disregard for fellow humans is concerned.
Her friend treated her like a real cuntard when she learned she bought the same dress for the dance.
cuntard by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 21, 2015
When the word 'fucktard' doesn't quite express the way you feel about someone's level of retardation!
That cuntard has fucked himself in the arse again.
Could he be anymore countarded?
That cuntarded prick is doing my head in!
Cuntard by welterw8 June 21, 2016
That girl was such a cuntard!
cuntard by heyursupergay99 February 13, 2010