cusso 

For people who live in Sassari, it is a huge and urging-to-exit load of diarrhea.

-"Bruh, this cusso is destroying me"
-"Make sure to let it out in the bathroom, porco dio!"

A)"Hey, hurry up! I have to take a leak!"
B)"Don't walk in bro, cusso in corso!"
A)"Madonna cagna!"

cusso by xX_0SheepFucker0_Xx January 11, 2018

Cassock Wearer 

This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.

“Have you seen Mickey’s latest?”
“Oh shit, yeah! A right cassock wearer.”

Cassock Wearer by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016

What the cuss 

An alternative way of saying 'what the fuck', made popular by Fantastic Mr Fox.

Also a more accepting and non offensive way of saying fuck.

Can be used is various ways:

"What the cuss?"

"Are you cussing with me?"

"Well your sure as cuss not getting any worse..."

"Where the cuss does that kid get off..."

"Oh my cuss..."

"Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer..."

"This is going to be a total clustercuss"

What the cuss by Winter Horn August 20, 2011

Calcutta Custodian 

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

Calcutta Custodian by jrky February 10, 2009

customer avoidance 

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.

Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!

customer avoidance by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008

promoted to customer 

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

promoted to customer by slipsheet June 25, 2006

Cassowary 

Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.

Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"

Cassowary by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017