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Currenti 

Currenti is usually a fridge feen, loves stealing all the snacks around the house (especially your leftovers). Currenti has a serious passion for food and will leave the plate looking like it has never been used.

Currenti is known as the vegetable virgin, as he has never ventured into the greenery. The greedy fuck.

Honestly, if you have the name Currenti, please consider buying Deodarent, as your odour could be considered a war crime.
Person1: Is that currenti coming you can hear the syomps from miles away.

Person2: Hide your food it is in damger
Currenti by Jezza the huzz slayer January 12, 2025

Currenti 

Currenti is usually a fridge feen, loves stealing all the snacks around the house (especially your leftovers). Currenti has a serious passion for food and will leave the plate looking like it has never been used.

Currenti is known as the vegetable virgin, as he has never ventured into the greenery. The greedy fuck.

Honestly, if you have the name Currenti, please consider buying Deodarent, as your odour could be considered a war crime.
Person1: Is that currenti coming you can hear the syomps from miles away.

Person2: Hide your food it is in damger
Currenti by Jezza the huzz slayer January 12, 2025

Currenti 

Currenti is usually a fridge feen, loves stealing all the snacks around the house (especially your leftovers). Currenti has a serious passion for food and will leave the plate looking like it has never been used.

Currenti is known as the vegetable virgin, as he has never ventured into the greenery. The greedy fuck.

Honestly, if you have the name Currenti, please consider buying Deodarent, as your odour could be considered a war crime.
Person1: Is that currenti coming you can hear the syomps from miles away.

Person2: Hide your food it is in damger
Currenti by Jezza the huzz slayer January 12, 2025

Current thing

A particular topic dominating news headlines and social network conversations, causing passionate arguments, forcing people to take sides, and breaking up relationships as if it were the most important thing to have ever happened, only to suddenly disappear and be replaced with a different topic that will be treated equally.
Bob: I support the current thing!

Mary: Shut up you racist, you should be opposing it!
Current thing by Bobrobbio April 18, 2022

A Current Affair 

Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.

Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."

Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...
A Current Affair by PomiWells April 12, 2012

against the current 

A great rising band who makes beautiful music that pours out awesomeness in every note
Against the current is going to be the best band!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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