curpants

too long to be capris, but too short to be pants

"Hey mom, you look ridiculous in your curpants."

by curpants October 12, 2011

Cumpants

When you have pants that have so much goddamn jizz on them that they might as well be made out of semen.

A person who has a big nasty spot of semen on their pants.

Alan: That was a huge load! I've got crazy cumpants now!

Greg: Linda dry humped the hell out of me.
Thomas: No shit cumpants.

by D-Li Llama February 15, 2010