Cumpants

When you have pants that have so much goddamn jizz on them that they might as well be made out of semen.

A person who has a big nasty spot of semen on their pants.

Alan: That was a huge load! I've got crazy cumpants now!

Greg: Linda dry humped the hell out of me.
Thomas: No shit cumpants.

by D-Li Llama February 15, 2010

Alexandru Cumpănasu

Our God,with the biggest dick in the world,the best fucker

Alexandru Cumpănasu si-a dat upgrade la ciocan

by Karmanigger69 March 2, 2021

curpants

too long to be capris, but too short to be pants

"Hey mom, you look ridiculous in your curpants."

by curpants October 12, 2011

cumpanasu

Cumpanasu is a romanian tik tok star and politician who likes to get all teachers in jail and wants to get all schools in trail. He is also a good dancer and likes to talk about his ciocan with 12 y.o kids.

Cumpanasu:” Te dau în judecată!!”

by Muștar din Tecuci January 30, 2021