curl one 

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped

I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.

curl one by Mojo April 7, 2004

curl one off 

To take a shit, lay an egg.

Here Bruce, I think I need to curl one off mate!

curl one off by manuel de jesus de alverez fanyardo October 1, 2003

Curl one out 

To defaecate, usually making a curly shaped faeces.

On a Sunday morning I love to curl one out whilst reading the papers.

Curl one out by BanusAnimal April 19, 2009

Curl one out 

Have a poo.

I need to curl one out.

Curl one out by jasper asper March 7, 2018

Curl One Out 

The act of excreting.

- I'm off to the shitters, i need to curl one out
- Oh my god, did you see the poo button, that was sick how he curled out on her chest

Curl One Out by Barclay teh great February 23, 2009

curl one up 

to shit oneself pooless in a curly fashion

I'm off to lay some Stereophonics Drummer type shit.

curl one up by Judster October 15, 2004

Curl one down 

Curl one down is when you go for a massive shit!!

oh mate i really need to go and curl one down!

Curl one down by captian bend off September 16, 2009