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cunt sniffer 

cunt sniffer by J Hizzle December 1, 2005

Hag cunt sniffer

Predominantly, a younger man with a fetish for sniffing pungent old ladys' vaginas, usually prostitutes or slags
That dirty bastard's a real hag cunt sniffer, he loves old sluts

Cuntniferous 

The act or proclivity of a feminist who hates men and tries to date them while holding the functionality of the relationship hostige through emotional abuse and then after you've done everything in the world to be a good honest one girl man.....leaves you for one of the other 10 guys she was talking to. Pray you didn't have to get screamed at 10 hrs a night for 5 years straight and lose jobs from sleep depriving hospitalization.
Her stealing my car and filing a restraining order on me souly so I couldn't get the car back that I then needed to live in...even though I would never have even dreamed of laying a hand on a woman my entire life even being screamed at 10hrs a night for 5 years straight over complete horseshit....was cuntniferous
Cuntniferous by StormBreakerYT March 16, 2021

cumsniffer 

A person who enjoys, and takes the pride and joy in making a man or transvestite ejaculate, and proceeds to smell the produced semen, or going as far as inserting the semen into the nostrils.
Sunny broke into my house last night and cumsniffed the dried semen residue on my used condoms in the trash.

This guy is a fucking cumsniffer, don't trust him in your house...he'll sniff all your cum up.
cumsniffer by Ass-Sardine January 4, 2008

cunt sniffer 

one who is a lesbien who sniffes of the cunt
Rossie O'donnel is a cunt sniffer
cunt sniffer by jisko August 4, 2007

cunt sniffer 

one who is a luzzy who smells of the cunt
Rossie the cunt sniffer eats a lot of chicken
cunt sniffer by jisko August 4, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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