Cunt Shovel

A penis, dick, cock, etc.

She thinks I'm coming over to do some lawn work but the only tool I'm bringing is my cunt shovel.

by Lamont Walker September 24, 2016

a steam-shovelled cunt

see Norman Sheun

"Norman Sheun?"
"Yeah hi, is a Steam-Shovelled Cunt there?"
"no, no, nobody here by that name, mate"

by endorphous January 14, 2004