cuntorius maximus 

one who is such a cunt that any other term just wouldn't do it justice.

god dam, that kid is gay ......what a cuntorius maximus.

cuntorius maximus by alfman July 6, 2008

cuntius maximus 

Oversized vaginal muscles which can be used as a deterent for a penis if trained well.

"Dude there was no way in. Her cuntius maximus were jst too strong."

cuntius maximus by groggycunt August 13, 2009

cuntius maximus 

a term of endearment used to describe a girl with a fanny so big, that intercourse resembles throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Boyfriend: I love you, my cuntius maximus.

Girlfriend: Yeah, great.

cuntius maximus by Raaaas May 12, 2008