harper's landing

An intended or unintended trip or getaway for an extended period that accomplishes nothing

Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.

by bobsaget21 February 2, 2020

Stephen Harper's Revenge

The terrifying diarrhea you get when you're traveling in Canada and eat some bad poutine. Named for their illustrious prime minister in the grand tradition of travel-related intestinal distress.

For the love of god, pull over! I have Stephen Harper's revenge!

by ThisIslandAK April 24, 2011

The Harper Stare

An ability bestowed only upon those of the Harper bloodline. Involving intricate positioning of the facial muscles and eyes, the Harper Stare has the ability to strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike. It is said that those who fall victim to the Harper Stare become immediately immobilized mentally. Bravery turns to cowardice. Victory instantly turns to defeat. In modern times, those possessing the ability of the Harper Stare have a biological "I win button".

Guy: WHY DID YOU SMASH MY CAR AND BURN DOWN MY HOUSE? IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!
Harper: *Harper Stare*
Guy: why...did...i...smash my car and....burn...my house down? I...should call the police on myself.
God: The Harper Stare has taken control.

by victimoftheharperstare September 30, 2011

Charlie Harper Sydrome

Based off the tv character Charlie from 2 and a half men, when a person is fresh off a break-up with there significant other, chances are they will usually try to go for the rebound. But if the before mentioned person doesn't get a rebound in the first 2 weeks they drop their standards down a level. (example, from hot to cute, cute to average and so on.)

Yo, Robert has been single for a week after being dumped by Janet.
Yeah man pretty soon he's going to start the Charlie Harper Sydrome.

by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

Harper sealing

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

by Egypt April 22, 2017

harper shirt

a form of tee-shirt like the tank top, but worn skin tight by gay men in Las Vegas

He shouldn't be allowed to wear a jizz stained harper shirt at the crap tables

by Moosehands March 17, 2004

Harker's Island Handy

When your blood cousin sits on her hand until it goes numb to not feel the shame and then begins to stroke your family tree while looking into your eyes.

"I was on my way to wadeshore and welcomed a Harker's Island handy"

by Uncle tickle December 1, 2022