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son of a cunt 

When a situation has escalated past the point of using the mild term "son of a bitch" it has become a son of a cunt.
"son of a bitch Johnny the brakes on the car are not working", "son of a cunt Stan here comes a semi truck!
son of a cunt by smendez April 4, 2010

Two ends of a cunt. 

Irish slang term & insult.

Used to describe a person of ill repute, nasty, beligerent and ignorant, lacking in manners and tact.
That Connor beats his wife he is the ''Two ends of a cunt.''
Two ends of a cunt. by Terry O'Neill February 22, 2010

cunt of a thing 

An annoying situation. Something that happens which is not supposed to, or you knew it was going to happen and couldnt prevent it. It usually causes pain or grief, either physically of financially.
That cunt of a thing just fucked my life up, again.
cunt of a thing by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007

son of a cunt licker 

1. A person who has a parent or parent's who like to lick cunt.

2. Another way of saying son of a bitch or son of a fuck.
A son of a cunt licker is generally a person you do not like. Some guys like to do this and some do not. Some girls like to do this and some do not. Some girls like having this done to them and some do not.
son of a cunt licker by Brian1299 December 27, 2008

cunt of a bitch 

I can't stand him or that cunt of a bitch he calls a wife.

cunt of a thing 

can be used to describe something or someone that is not doing what they should. mainly used when swearing at machinery,cars etc.
occasionally used to describe persons that are intolerable.
This cunt of a thing won't start.
That dopey Cunt of a thing chris has done it again, been lurking around fucking everything up, making a real ass of himself.
cunt of a thing by mmmmaaaccckkkyyy January 17, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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