Cunt Load

The amount of liquid taken to completely fill one vagina to utmost capacity. Can often cause an uncontrollable creampie.

Megan: Wow, you came loads!
Kenny: Yeah, well over a cunt load. Sorry about the mess.

by shendo.kezzy November 8, 2011

cunt load

alot of a particular object

TJ: i'm hungry james
James: don't worry mate, there's a cunt load of rice in the cupboard

by splank August 23, 2009

Cuntload

A fucking lot. Similiar to fuckload, but more by a factor of 10. This is due to the increased severity of the prefix.

Yer, I'll bring a cuntload of bread over, we're gonna get the munchies big time on this hydro shit.

by Jamima courtesy of caity. August 14, 2008

cuntload

(noun) A very large amount. Akin to truckload. Literally, an ample seminal deposit, or load, in the vagina.

I’ve got a cuntload of rubbish to trundle off to the curb.

by Maleano B May 20, 2010

metric cuntload

A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.

Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!

by GLaz May 4, 2020