cunt lap 

1. when licking one's vagina
2. synonomous with an asshole or jerk
3. mama's boy or coward

"That guy Pablo is a real cunt lap"

cunt lap by zedsdeadmon April 4, 2006

Lap Cunt 

You know, like a lap dog, but a pesky, people pleasing, pretensious person. Usually a sexually degenerate female (side piece) that just KEEPS. COMING. BACK. No matter how hard you hit them with a rolled up newspaper.

You need to wake the fuck up and treat me with the respect i deserve, I am NOT one of your fucking lap cunts.

Lap Cunt by Daskoon August 27, 2022

first-rate cunt lapping 

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

first-rate cunt lapping by peach_buddies September 24, 2007

cunt lapper 

a usually offensive word for someone who lick girls vaginas, and lap up the juices from their cunt.

"Don't tell anyone about this, i don't want to be known as a cunt lapper."

cunt lapper by billy bob forton July 12, 2007

cunt lapper 

an expletive -hurled, or even casually tossed, at straight jerks (mostly male) by fags.

as in "Go home and lick your mama's twat ya filthly cunt lapper"

cunt lapper by Virginia Trembles November 24, 2006

Cunt Lapping 

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

Cunt Lapping by Sisi786 August 21, 2013

First rate cunt lapper 

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”

Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!

First rate cunt lapper by Benedicte December 29, 2010