2 definitions by Daskoon
You know, like a lap dog, but a pesky, people pleasing, pretensious person. Usually a sexually degenerate female (side piece) that just KEEPS. COMING. BACK. No matter how hard you hit them with a rolled up newspaper.
You need to wake the fuck up and treat me with the respect i deserve, I am NOT one of your fucking lap cunts.
by Daskoon August 28, 2022
N. Short for Super Koon, one who is such a koon, that their koon-like abilities seem... super...
V.1) To Underhandedly or subvertly do or take something, usually something you're not supposed to do or have.
V.2) To half ass something
Adj. (skoony, skoonish) Describing something half-assed
Adv. (skoonadly) Having done something half-assadly
V.1) To Underhandedly or subvertly do or take something, usually something you're not supposed to do or have.
V.2) To half ass something
Adj. (skoony, skoonish) Describing something half-assed
Adv. (skoonadly) Having done something half-assadly
N. Don't be such a skoon, give me back my waffle you stole out of the toaster.
V.1 I skooned us some sodas from the store, and the guy didn't even see me.
V.2 You didn't clean up, all you did was skoon all the junk under the couch.
Adj. My examples for this word are all skoony.
Adv. I have skoonadly finished my urban dictionary entry.
V.1 I skooned us some sodas from the store, and the guy didn't even see me.
V.2 You didn't clean up, all you did was skoon all the junk under the couch.
Adj. My examples for this word are all skoony.
Adv. I have skoonadly finished my urban dictionary entry.
by Daskoon June 28, 2009