cunt hairs 

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

cunt hairs by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

cunt hairs 

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad

I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes

cunt hairs by Jake February 20, 2004

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin 

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018

pulling your cunt hairs 

To make a joke. ie "pulling your leg"

Mikey: hey mom. Your looking beautiful today as usual.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.

pulling your cunt hairs by God in his humanlyist form September 30, 2012

vacuuming up cunt hairs 

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

vacuuming up cunt hairs by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

Cunt Hair

A unit of Measure that means small, but actual Value depends on Application

Presion machinist says "I need to shave a cunt hair off this part" .0001 inch
Carpenter Says "I need to bang that stud a cunt hair to the left" .25 inch
Astronmer says That Astroid missed the planet by a cunt hair" 60,000 miles

Cunt Hair by Sitazencain September 25, 2008

Cunt Hair

The second smallest unit of measurement.

See: wordCH/word and wordRCH/word

Move it a CH to the right and it will be perfect!

Cunt Hair by snabald July 13, 2003