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cunt goblin 

a person that someone hates alot. and is worse then just an average cunt. and often resemble a goblin.
Oh My God. Look at that girl. She is such a cunt goblin. I've hated her since she stole my best friend. She fucking looks like a goblin.
cunt goblin by cunt_goblin April 25, 2009
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Cunt Goblin 

A person who gobbles the female genitalia like their life depended on it.
Girl or boy1: Hey can I gobble your cunt?

Girl or boy2: Yes, of course, You little Cunt Goblin.
Cunt Goblin by Pseudoralgia September 12, 2023

cunt goblin 

you're all a bunch of cunt goblins!!!!!!!
cunt goblin by John A. Mcdon May 2, 2007

cunt gobbling 

the act of viciously devouring one's vagina.
"Man, there was some hardcore cunt gobbling going on between those two lesbos."
cunt gobbling by AJ Starkey June 19, 2008

cock gobbling thunder cunt 

an extremely slutty girl who loves to suck various cocks at one time and is also very promiscuous, often taking multiple various colored penises in her multiple bodily orifices at the same time.
"That fat bitch over there has to be a cock gobbling thunder cunt because she has four kids, each of a different color!"

cuntgoblin

A person who has an unhealthy preoccupation with the female genitalia; a person who actively seeks to have contact with female genitalia through indirect means (i.e. through touching underwear)
"Stupid cuntgoblin tried to put his hand up in my skirt"
cuntgoblin by Lector Landgrab January 20, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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