cunt crush

A name for a straight woman who has a crush on another woman. This also applies to a straight woman who wants to fuck another woman or who have fantasies about it.

Sara: "Dude, I think Desiree is a lesbian she is totally staring at my tits"
Nikki: "No she has a boyfriend, I think she just has a cunt crush on you"

cunt crush by d'sbucket December 14, 2010

cunt crusher 

A penis that is so large it physically crushes a girls "cunt". Easily mistaken for clit crusher.

My dick is so big it crushed that bitches cunt, a.k.a. i'm a cunt crusher!

cunt crusher by cuntcrusher November 14, 2009

Cunt Crusher 

Huge dick and good looks, gets all the ladies soaking wet and keeps them up all night. They are responsible for more wet panties then anyone else. There Dick must be at least 8 inches long and thick.

Wow look at that cunt crusher go!
My roommate Max is a total cunt crusher! I heard his bitch screaming through the walls last night.
I need a cunt crusher to stretch me out soooo bad! My boyfriend said I'm so tight it hurts his micropenis.

Cunt Crusher by xxxcuntcrusher69xxx July 9, 2015

cunt crash 

Sex between ugly lezzas

Look at those dykes, that's a cunt crash waiting to happen

cunt crash by Nick T W July 1, 2008

Cuntbrush 

A thoroughly dislikeable person, esp. Manager or similar, often overweight and over paid for their management role.

"She's a fat cuntbrush!"

Cuntbrush by Captain Janeway June 30, 2005

cuntbrush 

A cleaning tool for Chimneys Under New Transformation.

You've made that cuntbrush completely filthy.

cuntbrush by elprza October 10, 2003