cunt batter

gop, fanny goo

She loved it, when I'd delivered my muck her socks were already awash with cunt batter

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

cunt batter

utterly nasty stuff that gathers at the fleshy portal to what must be feminine hell.

grab another square of toilet paper, hun... you've got some nasty cunt batter gathered.

by leafygreenpuddle April 30, 2006

Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

Banterous cunt

A person who is skilled in the art of banter. Often someone who offer's questionable chat and is of the ginger variety

Toby: Ravaged this chick from Dunnerz in the weekend bro
Eddie: Your right hand doesn't count Toby
Toby: Fuck you're a banterous cunt Eddie

by JoeyFastFingers November 1, 2013

Banter cunt

A person who thinks everything is too old styled, but hangs out in the outskirts of the internet

James said my video was too old styled with the Newer music, what a banter cunt

by xxswagnimitexx June 23, 2015

cuntbutter

Secrement of the twat

Her cuntbutter was thicker than caramel

by Nick "Edge" March 11, 2004