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cunt bastard

when you are intoxicated, one of the best words in the English dictionary to say
When Stuart gets drunk, he loves to call everybody a cunt bastard.
cunt bastard by MstuO March 14, 2009

Bastard cunt

Two slang words put together in an awsome context, (bastard, one who is born whislst parents are still un-married,) (cunt a womens vagina, mmm my favorite!)
used together sometimes to maybe emphsise a point.
I didnt go out and get drunk last night, i went out and got pissed as a bastard cunt!
Bastard cunt by Darren.G October 7, 2006

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! 

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.
Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dick 

you stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dick

cuntbastard 

A child who is born to an unwed mother who bears a striking resemblence to a cunt.
Marissa is a fucking cunt. Her child David is the result of a one night stand. David is a cuntbastard.
cuntbastard by Jesse LaRocque November 8, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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