cumtorum 

A frothy mixture of cum and blood.

I run to the bathroom and piss out cumtorum while holding in my desire to scream at 4am in the middle of the night, with my cousin in the same bed.

cumtorum by cavecakes November 30, 2011

cumtrumpet 

A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.

After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.

cumtrumpet by cumtrumpet September 20, 2010

Cumtrumpet 

When someone who has recently swallowed semen plays the trumpet; they are then referred to as a Cumtrumpet.

After taking a Risk, Kerry then proceeded to play the trumpet- prompting Stephen to call her a 'cumtrumpet'.

Cumtrumpet by Amalric May 5, 2010