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Cumclogger 

A person who takes a long time to ejaculate or cannot help others to do so.
I tried to sex it up last night, but my boyfriend was being a cumclogger.
Bobba was about to cum, but then he remembered sex was a sin, that foolish cumclogger!
Cumclogger by The-Ass-Licker-Lord September 30, 2008

CumClogger™ 

The superhero who prevents your penis getting dried by ejaculation.
Julian was ejaculating last night when suddenly he forgot to take off the ejaculation from the tip of his penis but CumClogger™ came and saved the day and removed the ejaculation from his penis to prevent it from getting dry.

cumschlangertitty

the word you say when you hit your head on the wheel arch while changing a tire
*hits head* “ you motherfucking piece of shit bitch cumschlangertitty”