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Cimpography 

When Twitch chat performs choreographed copypastas which are connected to a certain song played on stream. Most notably by the Twitch chat of the imp vtuber camila, members of which have been named the "cimps".
"Did you see camila's chat do their cimpography to 'Rich Flex' by 21 Savage and Drake?"
"Yeah, I did."

"camzirock SLAUGHTA GANG SHIT camzirock MURDA GANG SHIT camzirock"
Cimpography by cimp1505 April 22, 2023

Cuntography

The art of capturing the beauty of a cunt on film or still image.
I like looking at cunts, so i will study cuntography, and become a cuntographer.
Cuntography by DonoIpseCultor August 3, 2007

cumligraphy 

Cumligraphy (from Greek: καλλιγραφία) is a visual art related to writing. It is the design and execution of lettering with a broad-tipped instrument, often the human penis, or other writing instrument to give form to artistic representations of the Greek alphabet through the medium of human semen. A contemporary cumligraphic practice can be defined as "the art of giving form to signs in an expressive, harmonious, and skillful manner using cum".
Did you see the note he left her? Beautiful cumligraphy... and it tastes great too.
cumligraphy by MaRyHa January 9, 2021

Cutography 

Anna: Hey Jade, take cute pictures of me.
Jade: Okay, what do you want it to be?
Anna: Surprise me with your cutography skills.
Cutography by Delgarlmnt October 27, 2018

Carography 

The moves and execution of those moves to music while doing a videotape selfie in your car.

Dance moves done to music while seated in your car.

Car choreography.
Your carography was on point in that Instagram video you made yesterday.
Carography by AQfrumdaBX July 14, 2016

chumpography 

The study of the distribution of chumps and their tribal borders. Also the study of the location of chumpaporiums.
Non douchebag person: "Hey, did you know that Jersey has the highest concentration of chumps per capita than anywhere else in the world?"
Douchebag Person: "Yous one of them liberals ain't yous? Fo get about it!!"
Non Douchebag Person: "No, actually I learned it in my Chumpography 101 class."
chumpography by Ando Commando February 23, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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