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Cumnesia 

The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.
Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.

Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!
Cumnesia by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009
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Cumnesia 

When you have really good sex and forget about whatever else is going on in your life! It's amnesia from a good ole fashioned cum
I was really having a bad day. I came home put on some "O" from Pure Romance and my husband gave me cumnesia! Now I am so relaxed.
Cumnesia by WnabMedic January 21, 2015
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cumnesia 

Weed, typically the strain amnesia or amnesia haze, that hasn’t been flushed or dried properly and smokes bad
“This weed tastes like shit
“It’s that cumnesia bro

camnesia 

'Camnesia' is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation.
Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.
camnesia by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

Camnesia 

Music festival of the year, Starring BLonde Louis.
Created by the students of Bishop's Hatfield Girls' School and Sir Freds.
Jelle, TH sqaured, Ema Rianne, Charlotte, Bryony.
Who's Emma? Tikeya runs Camnesia.
Camnesia by emmaalikesteaa February 26, 2011

Camnesia 

A playful term for frequent or conveniently timed forgetfulness. Often used to jokingly call someone out when they "forget" plans, promises, or past conversations—especially if it happens a lot.

Origin:
Inspired by Changnesia from the show Community, Camnesia was coined in connection to the popular Twitch streamer Camhael, known for his hilariously selective memory. Whether you’re actually Camhael or just forgetting like him, the term fits.
“Didn’t he say he was bringing snacks?”
Yeah, but he probably forgot—he suffers from Camnesia.”
Camnesia by Lana Repus June 1, 2025
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