cummie daddy

Cummie daddies are the broke ass version of sugar daddies, but a hundred times more fun for the whole family, giving you not money, but what you really want in life... The cummie daddy lives, strives and dies to give you the cummies. No matter when or where you want it, cummie daddy is there with the cummies, as long as you want them bad enough.

My cummie daddy came over last night. No like he came over. It was everywhere.

cummie daddy by Cummie Daddy November 13, 2015

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daddy's cummies

The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.

"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"

"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."

daddy's cummies by Serious Chris February 3, 2017

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daddy's cummies

Cum from your "daddy"

slut:i want some of daddy's cummies
slut2:same

daddy's cummies by IConsumeFutanaris February 27, 2023

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Daddies cummies

Your gang of boys who like to raid semen donor centers and use the semen to impregnate dogs and horses.

Hey, I’m gonna get daddies cummies to come and getcha.

Daddies cummies by ArabAlpaca February 6, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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