Cummie daddies are the broke ass version of sugar daddies, but a hundred times more fun for the whole family, giving you not money, but what you really want in life... The cummie daddy lives, strives and dies to give you the cummies. No matter when or where you want it, cummie daddy is there with the cummies, as long as you want them bad enough.
by Cummie Daddy September 29, 2015
The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.
"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"
"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."
"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."
by Serious Chris February 3, 2017
Your gang of boys who like to raid semen donor centers and use the semen to impregnate dogs and horses.
by ArabAlpaca February 6, 2018
by IConsumeFutanaris February 28, 2023