cumch 

When you spike a bowl of punch with cum.

Gee Wiz, Sue is acting like a bitch tonight, she could use a serving of cumch.

cumch by Jon Hammond May 20, 2008

Cumch 

Dried, crunchy cum, usually on an article of clothing.

I cleaned my bedroom and found a bunch of socks covered in cumch under my bed.

Cumch by Scorpion2458 January 1, 2021

Louisiana Cumcake 

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.

I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.

Louisiana Cumcake by SwissCheese86 February 19, 2022

Cumcentration 

The skill required to keep yourself from prematurely ejaculating when having sex with a significant other.

Steve: So I was fucking my main bitch last night, and I was pretty nervous and scared that I'd blow my load.
Alan: What'd you do?
Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.
Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.

Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration camp.
Sohpie: Oprah, that's very socially insensitive, I dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?

Cumcentration by Germ604 June 25, 2009

cubchoo 

To sneeze on ones penis and use the resulting snot as a lubricant for the subsequent handjob. It can be done to yourself and/or to others.

My homie was feeling down, so I gave him a cubchoo

cubchoo by smuthsmuth January 12, 2021

Cumchatta 

It is dope

Ayy man that was cumchatta.

Cumchatta by Cumchatta12 May 29, 2021

Cumaholic 

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!

Cumaholic by SlopNChop February 9, 2017