cumchoo

The point where the male ejaculates in the mouth of a girl and she sneezes and the cum runs out of her nose.

nikkie was giving ian head then she cumchooed all over his dick.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 6, 2015

cubchoo

To sneeze on ones penis and use the resulting snot as a lubricant for the subsequent handjob. It can be done to yourself and/or to others.

My homie was feeling down, so I gave him a cubchoo

by smuthsmuth January 12, 2021

cumshootin

The male game while in the shower, where he jerksoff and shoots his cum high on the shower tiles, marks the tile, then every shower he tries to beat his old mark. This greatly improves the ejaculation velocity.

Man I finally got my cumshootin mark to six feet. Now when I cum in the Old lady she really feels it up to her eye teeth.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

cumcoon

1. (NOUN) What is formed when one is horny but too tired to get out of bed. Due to the lack of available tissue, the skeeterpillar lets its seed fall where it will and proceeds to cocoon itself in ejaculate and blankets for the night.

2. (VERB) To make a cumcoon of oneself.

1. The skeeterpillar emerged from its cumcoon in the morning as a beautiful nutterfly.

2. Screw you guys, I'm going home to cumcoon myself.

by erik5556 November 9, 2020

cumshooter

a person who can force out his semen strongly.

The girl likes to sleep with cumshooters only.

by uttam maharjan July 16, 2010

CUTCHOO

1. An upstanding league of hookers (hookas) living in the Capital District Area of New York. These hookers come fully equipped with a president, vice president, hookers in training (HIT), advanced hookers in training (AHIT), and their token pimp that gets no money but gets to wear flashy clothes, and a secret handshake/salute.

2. An expression used when upset. Short for "I'll Cut You".

1. The president of Cutchoo is one fine hooker!

2. Shut up or I'll Cutchoo!

by gina November 26, 2003

Cumhoover

A cumhoover is someone who is literally so trashy that they cannot resist any opportunity to suck a guys cock. Named cumhoover like the Hoover vacuum series, as in someone who sucks up cum and cannot stop sucking until you pull the plug.

Brittany was such a god damn cumhoover, she gave 3 guys blowjobs in an hour!

by Sickofcumhoovers November 26, 2011