Cumathon

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When several males get together and proceed to, as fast as they can and at the same time, cum on a piece of bread. The last one to cum fully on the load-- err, I mean loaf of bread has to slowly eat it, in front of all of his friends, while they, laughing hysterically, take videos on their cell phones.

Duuude look at this picture of our cumathon yesterday; Jerry ate that whole fucking loaf of bread!

Cumathon by Frank Dizzy November 5, 2008

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Cumathon

A Cumathon is when a person wanks to 26 varying sex videos in one sitting.

I participated in a cumathon

Cumathon by Karfa April 13, 2024

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Kentucky Fried Cumathon

When a KFC is rented out for and orgy full of greasy tender loving for the whole family. All ending in a chicken bucket bukkake feast.

"How was your weekend?"

"Took the missus and the kids down for a Kentucky Fried Cumathon on saturday, an absolute blast!"

Kentucky Fried Cumathon by GlizzyL February 23, 2022

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Cumathlon

A challenge between two or more cumdumpsters in an attempt to become the ultimate ejaculatory fluid swallowing and bathing slut. These competitions can last days, maybe even weeks.

"Sasha was victorious in the last cumathlon after receiving over 9000 facials and swallowing around 20 gallons of sperm."

Cumathlon by ElDanio December 16, 2008

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Cumatron-3000

When a certain Charlie makes you cum frequently during seggs.Once completed your partner may crown you a cumatron-3000

“Gosh, my boyfriend made me cum so much!!, I think he’s a cumatron-3000.”

Cumatron-3000 by The tribe. April 7, 2021

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Tri-cum-athon

When you shoot your load in all three of her holes in one night.

Bronze medal for prevention of all holes.

Silver medal cumming in 2 out of 3.

Gold for the full Tri-cum-athon.

We decided to do a Tri-cum-athon for our anniversary. Got a gold medal!

Tri-cum-athon by Arthur Heath May 14, 2021

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cumatthon

A cumatthon is when 2 or more guys on a chat see who can jizz the quickest by watching pornography. When you are finished you must type "Jizzed" or "Came" on the chat. Whoever jizzes first wins.

"Miss Stephenson is so hot, we should totally do a cumatthon over her"

cumatthon by Rockthebead238 November 25, 2015

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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