cum filled

Lol, get a cum filled mug for your GF Karen

"I got a cum filled mug for my GF Karen!"
"That's great, man!"

by Urban Dictionary Moderator 420 September 8, 2021

cum filled

its kind of self explanitory

My ass is cum filled right now

by c4shs December 28, 2019

Cum Filled Twinkie

(1) When expectations of something exceeds the reality of it.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.

When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be awesome but it turned out to be a cum filled Twinkie.

by Rastus McGee February 26, 2018

Cum Filled Dinger

A promiscuous person who is defined by the use of a condom. A dinger is slang for condoms.

"Seriously dude, that chick is a cum filled dinger."

by shazzyshaz January 1, 2012

Cum Filled Donuts

A phrase used by people when something unexpected/bad happens, used in the same way as "fish sticks!", "fuck.", "oh shit!" or "Bob Saget!" You can say it to anything that compares to biting into a donut filled with cum instead of jelly. The most effective phrase to use that doesn't include a curse word.

boy: "I'm so happy, i finished my homework and i think i'm going to get to third base tonight!"

friend: "Yeah, that Dickens essay took forever to finish"

boy: "Essay?!? Cum Filled Donuts!!!

by A International Poon Handler February 11, 2009

sist filled cum bubble

a cum bubble that is filled with sist.

"Bryanna always has sist filled cum bubble's "
me- "dude , whats that ..? " Bryanna - "oh i always have sist filled cum bubble's" me- "sounds painful ,and sexy in a way " ;D

by TheAwesomest. November 15, 2011

Christine's cum filled Cribbage

When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.

I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.

by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023