cum puddle 

the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.

Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."

Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."

cum puddle by bloodywank February 20, 2011

cum puddle 

Puddle of Cum on the floor.

Anuj was found in a puddle of cum.

cum puddle by G-Wiggy March 18, 2005

The cum puddle 

The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them

Guy: can I give you the cum puddle.
Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.

The cum puddle by Dravven February 8, 2025

puddle of cum 

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it

Fuck you, you puddle of cum
AW SHIT

puddle of cum by poopyman September 16, 2013

Cum Puddles

The dimples on the lower back

Dude, I was going doggy style with her last night and I filled up her cum puddles

Cum Puddles by Eddermund January 3, 2026

Cum Peddler

A guy who has spread his cum on lots of people.

John was the cum peddler at the party last Friday. He boned atleast ten girls

Cum Peddler by KryoX October 29, 2020

cumcuddle 

the act of cuddling with someone who has just cum.

"ahh, I just came! Do you wanna cumcuddle?"
"of coarse!"

cumcuddle by Nipplejizz77 February 4, 2010