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A person looking like Pit Bull, and someone that is somewhat famous on the Twitter social media platform. "cum men" are known for simping heavily on the website and other platforms. "cum man" can also be used as a term to describe a man who lives, breathes, and prays cum while also enjoying the finer things in life and working hard.
Did you see Max over there? I heard he's a real cum man.
A cum man, huh? I could see that. No doubt that he pulls his weight around here, though.
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Looks like Max is commenting on some e-girl pictures again... he's such a cum man.
cum man by alkruhn March 24, 2020
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The type of dude who shoves a gram of diphenhydramine up his ass and injects himself with scopolamine to get a blowjob from a shadow person.
Yung $teve: i heard joe rogan is a total cum man.
Bro hogan: nawwwwwww.
Cum man by eat_ass_get_pinkeye October 4, 2020
He’s a cum man so if you cum on him you’re doing him a favor
Cum man by cdawg91 February 21, 2021
i think i am going to make a cum-man today
The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.
Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!

Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
Cum-Man by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

One Cum Man 

While in the middle of ejaculating you think of something funny and it ruins the whole experience.
I had a One Cum Man moment last night from the show we watched.
One Cum Man by ArgonZoran June 29, 2016

The Cum Man 

The man that cums inside of women either causing them to get pregnant or just to creampie for fun.
Gage is The Cum Man
The Cum Man by The Cum Man March 16, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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