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Cum Hamper
Christine had a threesome with Rick and Chris. One blew in her pussy and the other blew in her ass. She is a nasty cum hamper!
God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!
God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!
Cum Hamper by Pig Demon the slut conqueror July 12, 2018
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cum humphrey
The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)
Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.
cum humphrey by P. Sniffer May 8, 2008
Cumbumper
A term for a woman who rides a dick long after the climax has been reached, when she is pounding a dick covered in cum.
"Fuckin' A that bitch rode me for 2 hours! She was a real cumbumper," said Lucius.
"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eleven year old son.
"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eleven year old son.
Cumbumper by Randy Peters December 15, 2008
Cumbumper
A term for a woman who rides a dick long after the climax has been reached, when she is pounding a dick covered in cum.
"Fuckin' A that bitch rode me for 2 hours! She was a real cumbumper," said Lucius.
"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eight year old son.
"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eight year old son.
Cumbumper by Randy Peters December 24, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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