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Cum Hamper
Christine had a threesome with Rick and Chris. One blew in her pussy and the other blew in her ass. She is a nasty cum hamper!
God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!
God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!
Cum Hamper by Pig Demon the slut conqueror July 12, 2018
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cum humphrey
The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)
Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.
cum humphrey by P. Sniffer May 8, 2008
Cumbumper
A term for a woman who rides a dick long after the climax has been reached, when she is pounding a dick covered in cum.
"Fuckin' A that bitch rode me for 2 hours! She was a real cumbumper," said Lucius.
"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eleven year old son.
"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eleven year old son.
Cumbumper by Randy Peters December 15, 2008
Cumbumper
A term for a woman who rides a dick long after the climax has been reached, when she is pounding a dick covered in cum.
"Fuckin' A that bitch rode me for 2 hours! She was a real cumbumper," said Lucius.
"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eight year old son.
"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eight year old son.
Cumbumper by Randy Peters December 24, 2008
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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