cum humper

when some one jacks off whit there own semen

DUDE! jack is such a cum humper

by 4lph4 May 21, 2015

Cum Hamper

A female or male that likes to swallow or take loads of cum in their mouth or ass.

Christine had a threesome with Rick and Chris. One blew in her pussy and the other blew in her ass. She is a nasty cum hamper!

God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!

by Pig Demon the slut conqueror July 12, 2018

cum humphrey

The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)

Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.

by P. Sniffer May 8, 2008

Cumbumper

A term for a woman who rides a dick long after the climax has been reached, when she is pounding a dick covered in cum.

"Fuckin' A that bitch rode me for 2 hours! She was a real cumbumper," said Lucius.

"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eleven year old son.

by Randy Peters December 15, 2008

Cumbumper

A term for a woman who rides a dick long after the climax has been reached, when she is pounding a dick covered in cum.

"Fuckin' A that bitch rode me for 2 hours! She was a real cumbumper," said Lucius.

"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eight year old son.

by Randy Peters December 24, 2008