The chaotic, messy, and usually hilarious aftermath of a massive cumshot (or multiple cumshots) that gets absolutely everywhere, turning a simple hookup into an absolute disaster zone of fluids, awkward cleanup, and regret.
Bro, I was going for a quickie but ended up painting the entire room. There was cum on the walls, the ceiling fan, and both pillows. It was straight up cumfoolery in there. We spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how it even got behind the headboard."
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.