Cum Comet 

After waiting for a week, a guy sets up in his perfect penis place, and jumps straight into a 5-minute skeet fest. When he cums, his jizz shoots really high and really far across the room, like a comet shooting across the sky.

After going to church camp for a week, I got home and shot some cum comets onto my ceiling.

Cum Comet by el skeeto menito December 8, 2010

Cum Cemetary 

A vagina belonging to a permiscuous girl or rectal region of a man that has had many deposits of sperm. Which die and therfore become a cemetary.

"That bitch is such a cum cemetary"

Cum Cemetary by The master of Sax December 6, 2009