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cum biscuit 

a game where 3 or more guys jack off on a biscuit and whoever jack off last gotta eat it
nigga u 11, u aint ready fo tha cum biscuit

wanna play cum biscuit? this nigga gon be hurtin like he got his thumb twisted
cum biscuit by Griff July 1, 2004
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Cum Biscuit 

Someone who loves to consume huge amounts of your semen at a fast rate just like a sponge
Jessica is such a Cum Biscuit!
Cum Biscuit by Fuzzy Cactus February 2, 2020

CUM BISCUIT 

WHEN WESTSIDE KIDS CUM ON A BISCUIT AND FEED IT TO A TEACHER
LETS FEED MRS. FUCKCUNT A CUM BISCUIT IN COOKING CLASS, ITS A SALTY SNACK
CUM BISCUIT by BIG DAMON June 8, 2018

Cum biscuit 

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.
“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
Cum biscuit by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023

cumbiscuit 

A freshly baked biscuit covered in your own cum
After I took my shower, I came all over the biscuits I had just made and sat down to a delicious breakfast of cumbiscuits.
cumbiscuit by cumlovingboy June 19, 2006

cumbiscuit 

Those glazed honey-buns that are sold in snack vending machines. Called so because of the glaze that covers it looks like cum.
Can I have 25 cents to go buy a cumbiscuit? I'm starved.
cumbiscuit by Lancer December 29, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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