Cuban Missile 

when you’re of Latino decent with and above average dick 6+ and you give some girl the long pipe

I gave my gf the Cuban Missile kattt

Cuban Missile by NADEXE boaaa October 5, 2018

Cuban Missile 

When you fart while taking a shit, thus enhancing the propulsion of the shit.

Tom: "Where's Harry"
Paul: "Doing a Cuban missile"

Cuban Missile by lampreyjaws April 5, 2014

Cuban Missile Crisis 

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

Cuban Missile Crisis by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Cuban Missile Crisis 

When one gets very hard at a poor time

When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.

Cuban Missile Crisis by ytreffaL naneiK April 29, 2015

Cuban Missile Crisis 

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.

I was bored the other day, so I asked my roommate if he was up for a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

Cuban Missile Crisis by Kmac46 December 9, 2008

Cuban missile crisis 

The sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. This is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.

Darrin suddenly jumped up and yelled "Cuban Missile Crisis" as he raced for the bathroom.

Cuban missile crisis by Herfmaster March 22, 2013

Cuban Missile Crisis 

1) When Elian Gonzalez's family ran out of things to throw at the cops.

2) When the USA under JFK narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.

Oh, no!!! Not another Cuban Missile Crisis!!!

Cuban Missile Crisis by Fearman September 7, 2007