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csftl

An acronym for 'Car Seats For The Littles'

It's that little place on Facebook where humour and your life is sucked from you, when you can never smirk, make a funny comment or god forbid if you like a snarky comment! It's main purpose is supposed to be helping you with your kids and their car seats but they will shame you and tell you to buy a new car/car seat or replace your child. You're never good enough and neither is your car seat!
Mom: Hi, this is my child in her car seat, is it installed ok?

CSFTL tech: ok first, how old is she? Is that shoulder pads? Why isn't she rear facing? What is her height and weight? Is that A JACKET??? It doesn't matter how cold it is, jackets are never ok! Freeze all the children! You should really buy a new car or/and car seat! You can't afford it? Well you shouldn't really have had kids then.

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by Cm90 May 23, 2014
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