CSFT
Mick and Fredo were going to make a wrong choice until their CSFT kicked in. Nate wasn't taught how to use CSFT and is now in jail.
CSFT by John Q. Me October 14, 2007
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csftl
An acronym for 'Car Seats For The Littles'
It's that little place on Facebook where humour and your life is sucked from you, when you can never smirk, make a funny comment or god forbid if you like a snarky comment! It's main purpose is supposed to be helping you with your kids and their car seats but they will shame you and tell you to buy a new car/car seat or replace your child. You're never good enough and neither is your car seat!
It's that little place on Facebook where humour and your life is sucked from you, when you can never smirk, make a funny comment or god forbid if you like a snarky comment! It's main purpose is supposed to be helping you with your kids and their car seats but they will shame you and tell you to buy a new car/car seat or replace your child. You're never good enough and neither is your car seat!
Mom: Hi, this is my child in her car seat, is it installed ok?
CSFTL tech: ok first, how old is she? Is that shoulder pads? Why isn't she rear facing? What is her height and weight? Is that A JACKET??? It doesn't matter how cold it is, jackets are never ok! Freeze all the children! You should really buy a new car or/and car seat! You can't afford it? Well you shouldn't really have had kids then.
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CSFTL tech: ok first, how old is she? Is that shoulder pads? Why isn't she rear facing? What is her height and weight? Is that A JACKET??? It doesn't matter how cold it is, jackets are never ok! Freeze all the children! You should really buy a new car or/and car seat! You can't afford it? Well you shouldn't really have had kids then.
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stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Hardo
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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