CSFT
Mick and Fredo were going to make a wrong choice until their CSFT kicked in. Nate wasn't taught how to use CSFT and is now in jail.
CSFT by John Q. Me October 14, 2007
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csftl
An acronym for 'Car Seats For The Littles'
It's that little place on Facebook where humour and your life is sucked from you, when you can never smirk, make a funny comment or god forbid if you like a snarky comment! It's main purpose is supposed to be helping you with your kids and their car seats but they will shame you and tell you to buy a new car/car seat or replace your child. You're never good enough and neither is your car seat!
It's that little place on Facebook where humour and your life is sucked from you, when you can never smirk, make a funny comment or god forbid if you like a snarky comment! It's main purpose is supposed to be helping you with your kids and their car seats but they will shame you and tell you to buy a new car/car seat or replace your child. You're never good enough and neither is your car seat!
Mom: Hi, this is my child in her car seat, is it installed ok?
CSFTL tech: ok first, how old is she? Is that shoulder pads? Why isn't she rear facing? What is her height and weight? Is that A JACKET??? It doesn't matter how cold it is, jackets are never ok! Freeze all the children! You should really buy a new car or/and car seat! You can't afford it? Well you shouldn't really have had kids then.
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CSFTL tech: ok first, how old is she? Is that shoulder pads? Why isn't she rear facing? What is her height and weight? Is that A JACKET??? It doesn't matter how cold it is, jackets are never ok! Freeze all the children! You should really buy a new car or/and car seat! You can't afford it? Well you shouldn't really have had kids then.
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prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026