Cruzing 

Looking for porn on Twitter. Bonus points if you get caught "liking" one of the posts and blame it on a hack, then on a staffer.

I understand the problems the country currently faces, but I plan to spend the night Cruzing.

Cruzing by SheriffBoss September 13, 2017

Cruzing 

The act of using Twitter to search and like pornographic material using your very public Twitter account. Not limited to instances where your senatorial staff attempts to blame hackers or interns on the incident even though it happened around midnight and why the hell would a staffer be working that late so clearly it came from the person who's default account on their phone is the account in question, therefore it obviously was, um... well... whew.

Shit, I need to finish my cruzing sesh before my phone's batteries run out of juice.

Randolph! You cannot engage in cruzing whilst in the office on wifi during work hours... that is highly inappropriate.

Bitch don't you look me over the shoulder while I be cruzing on my phone.

Cruzing by WerdMerlin September 13, 2017

Cruzing 

Searching for porn on twitter

Dude, I just caught your dad Cruzing.

Cruzing by NotTedCruz September 12, 2017

Cruzing 

Avoiding yr responsibilities and going on vacation instead

Rather than facing the tragedy in TX Ted Cruz went cruzing to Mexico 🇲🇽 to enjoy his vacation in Cancun

Cruzing by Veronique Veronneau February 18, 2021

Cruzing 

It is the art of wasting someone's time for one's own pleasure

Why are you cruzing me? Are you cruzing tonight?

Cruzing by ITNoodles February 14, 2014

Cruzing 

A reference to the brief, failed campaign triste between Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina. When you're really optimistic during the week and set up a date but then the weekend comes and you realize how exhausted you are, flake and never text back.

I feel bad about Cruzing that guy from Tinder but i forgot all the work I had this week and I just needed a night in.

That Scooter's barista asked me out for drinks Saturday, but she bailed last minute saying she didn't feel well. Man I got Cruzed hard.

Cruzing by TurnDownforSmut May 19, 2016

Cruzing 

When one flees from an emergency.

He was caught Cruzing from a statewide emergency.

Cruzing by SEAZD February 19, 2021