1 definition by WerdMerlin
The act of using Twitter to search and like pornographic material using your very public Twitter account. Not limited to instances where your senatorial staff attempts to blame hackers or interns on the incident even though it happened around midnight and why the hell would a staffer be working that late so clearly it came from the person who's default account on their phone is the account in question, therefore it obviously was, um... well... whew.
Shit, I need to finish my cruzing sesh before my phone's batteries run out of juice.
Randolph! You cannot engage in cruzing whilst in the office on wifi during work hours... that is highly inappropriate.
Bitch don't you look me over the shoulder while I be cruzing on my phone.
Randolph! You cannot engage in cruzing whilst in the office on wifi during work hours... that is highly inappropriate.
Bitch don't you look me over the shoulder while I be cruzing on my phone.
by WerdMerlin September 13, 2017