crustfur

A furry with dry skin and/or chapped lips who refuses to use chapstick. (The person writing this definition is a crustfur)

I highly doubt they have a gif for crustfur (I literally just made up the word), so I'll just put a normal furry gif.

crustfur by UndyneTheFishie April 22, 2026

crustfuck 

those who stick there dick in dirt

"the guy over there is a crustfucking"

crustfuck by Nolan Ekberg January 11, 2009

Crustfuss 

As we humans finish up our doings in the restroom, we normally would wipe our area with a soft, comfortable tissue paper. When one forgets to perform this simple task of wiping, a single or several particles of feces get stuck to ones hair. This is sometimes called a dingleberry. Later on in the day when ones Swass moisturizes the dingleberry, the one with this issue will slowly get irritated to a point of no return. This emotional outburst is often called Crustfuss. Sometimes used in place of the word "PMS"

"FUCK you asshole im having a bad day!!"
"Dont worry, your just having a small case of Crustfuss."

Crustfuss by shredheadGENT July 29, 2009

crusture 

crusty creature, what you are in general with the addition of waking up and feeling crusty

“i’m gonna get some water, I feel very crusture”

crusture by TobiTable May 11, 2022