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Crustfuss 

As we humans finish up our doings in the restroom, we normally would wipe our area with a soft, comfortable tissue paper. When one forgets to perform this simple task of wiping, a single or several particles of feces get stuck to ones hair. This is sometimes called a dingleberry. Later on in the day when ones Swass moisturizes the dingleberry, the one with this issue will slowly get irritated to a point of no return. This emotional outburst is often called Crustfuss. Sometimes used in place of the word "PMS"
"FUCK you asshole im having a bad day!!"
"Dont worry, your just having a small case of Crustfuss."
Crustfuss by shredheadGENT July 29, 2009
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Cuntfussing 

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."
Cuntfussing by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016
Related Words
That kid in your Spanish class.
“Who’s in your Spanish class
C r u s t u s and Crustus and crustusss”
Crustus by MakeCrustusViral November 26, 2019
A kid that smells like ham and probably takes spanish
Joe:Have you seen that crustus around?
Gilbert:No, I think he’s in my spanish class though
Crustus by Makecrustusaviralword November 29, 2019
they are known for being “soulmates” or “Luca and Alberto” in cosplay on tiktok! but the chemistry they both have together is superior. together they can conquer the world (alike the meaning of frogs in love.) all the smiles and longing looks don’t go unnoticed by the fandom. you’d fall in love with love if you saw the way Crustus looked at each other and it’s not coincidental that Crustus met the universe knew what it was doing.

(Crusty.) Crustus is the only relationship/friendship you wish you had, Crustus is having your first love over the internet and seeing them in real life just to fall in love again and it’s poetic almost.

if you have Crustus in your life keep them close they deserve only the best and to be safe.

(Crawford Arnow and Justus Veijk)
Follow your dreams. 🥰
p: dude did you see CRUSTUS today?
o: yeah!
p: man.. I wish I had what they had.
Crustus by .r August 12, 2021
a singular kid from your spanish class multiple are called crustuses (crust us is)
Tom: My spanish class is filled with crustuses

Joe: yeah my class has one or two crustie

Tom:what’s a crustie
Joe: another plural version of crustus
Crustus by Makecrustusaviralword November 26, 2019

cuntfussing 

when an annoying person is fussing about something and or is inconsistently rambling and speaking and maybe nagging
James: No offense but your girlfriend is always cuntfussing about the smallest and weakest of reasons
Jack: Whats cuntfussing?
James: complaining
cuntfussing by W33niss January 6, 2017
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