Ancient hardware or software especially that which was never particularly appealing even when new and is now devoid of any merit save its use as an example of obsolescence.
He fired up his old laptop and, behold, OS2/Warp struggled into life for the first time since 1994. This venerable piece of crustware filled the screen with its red and white startup screen proclaiming "All rights reserved". Ironic since nobody wanted it then and they sure as hell didn't want it now.
by dr_D February 10, 2009
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The program we found on our professor's website was total crustware. It's spindly protuberances of unmanaged dependencies barely adhered to anything – hurling a volley of frightening error messages at the slightest interaction with it's pixelated icons.
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The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.
by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015
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Usually Microsoft products.
Usually Microsoft products.
Hakim: Dude, Internet Explorer has this cool new feature where if you--
Chris: Wait, you use Internet Explorer? That bloated piece of crashware is probably the shittiest web browser on the market!
Chris: Wait, you use Internet Explorer? That bloated piece of crashware is probably the shittiest web browser on the market!
by King Theo April 22, 2011
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Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.
by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007
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by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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