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crussell

a elaborate hoax to fabricate one's sporting and/or sexual prowess to gain recognition and sponsorship revenue. Originally based on professional sailor Chris Russell who is actively campaigning for Olympic selection in the Laser Class for the UK.
Guy: Dude, I banged 4 girls at that party, they were so hot.

Guy 2: Yeah right, you're such a crussell. The only thing you've ever nailed was your finger to a piece of four-be-two in wordwork class.
by ticklebunnies October 5, 2010
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Crusseled

To be crusty. To feel crippled. To have dry cracked out bones.
I been awake for 2 days my bones feel crusseled
by Bouncelittlekittiee October 4, 2014
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caden crussel

if your readin this your gay
wow caden crussel packin
by escalatorpog November 27, 2022
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Crussell

Crussell is the lord of frotting
by Six_Devon December 22, 2025
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