crussell 

a elaborate hoax to fabricate one's sporting and/or sexual prowess to gain recognition and sponsorship revenue. Originally based on professional sailor Chris Russell who is actively campaigning for Olympic selection in the Laser Class for the UK.

Guy: Dude, I banged 4 girls at that party, they were so hot.

Guy 2: Yeah right, you're such a crussell. The only thing you've ever nailed was your finger to a piece of four-be-two in wordwork class.

crussell by ticklebunnies October 5, 2010

Crussell

A Beautiful Master at Frotting

Crussell is the lord of frotting

Crussell by Six_Devon December 22, 2025

Chrussell 

Super duper smart and doesn't know where to put his brains. Very sweet, and always willing to grab his favorite girl's hand. Natural habitat: couches.

"I had a Chrussell sighting today."
"Really? Did he say hi?"
"No, but that's okay."

Chrussell by wob January 15, 2013

Crusseled 

To be crusty. To feel crippled. To have dry cracked out bones.

I been awake for 2 days my bones feel crusseled

Crusseled by Bouncelittlekittiee October 4, 2014

crisselle 

Powerful, competitive, and intelligent

They are the one who wait for the right time, in the right place for the right person

Hey I introduced my gf to my parents and they fuckin like her, her name is Crisselle

crisselle by Noahwrise March 6, 2022

caden crussel 

if your readin this your gay

wow caden crussel packin

caden crussel by escalatorpog November 27, 2022