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Crushing Pussy 

Pounding out the vag with no mercy. Turning the lips into raw ground beef. Destroying the fuckhole... VIOLENTLY!!! (making the pussy unusable for about a week/week-and-a-half). Or on a lesser note; making love to your girlfriend, wife, slide-off, side chick, etc. so good the night before, that she has to call out of work the next day.
Quite honestly my friend (or mate, or whatever), one must be crushing pussy AND make at least figures to gain respect in this country club (in a British accent).
Crushing Pussy by YessCubanB June 22, 2014

Crushing Pussy 

The act of having sex with a random girl.
I am going to be crushing pussy later tonight.
Crushing Pussy by T-Stan April 15, 2003

pussy crushing 

To get as much vagina as possible at a location which it is plentiful.
"Bro im so gonna do some serious pussy crushing tonight at that party"
pussy crushing by Mr. Rains February 29, 2008

pussy crushing 

This term was first coined in season 15 episode 8 of South Park, “Sponsored Content”.

Pussy crushers are people who take an aggressive PC stance towards others and are extremely confrontational at the slightest remark that even begins to point towards non-PC ideology. They also go out of their way to include minorites/people with disabilities, only to use them as a social tool to wither enhance their social status or get something out of their staged generosity. In the South Park episode, PC Principal and his frat bros invite Jimmy and Nathan to their party, but ignore them the entire time and “crush pussy” instead
Chad is such a pussy crusher. It’s obvious that he’s doing it just to impress Katie. Say anything about religion and he starts talking the MOST shit about Christians and Muslims. Pussy crushing hypocrite
pussy crushing by SmallyBiggz January 17, 2019
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026