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Person 1: “OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO ANDREW’S ASS IT USED TO BE SO FULL”

Person 2: “Oh! My bestie Ting ting just got so amazed by Andrew’s ass she just had to crush his ass.”

Person 1: “HE GOT A CRUSHASS? SO LUCKY!”

crushass by Smoochiemycoochie February 9, 2024

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Crushasaurous

Someone who spends an exorbitant amount of time playing candy crush that their arms are always at their sides like a T-Rex!

My neighbor is such a crushasaurous, he's cleared more candy than a fat kid at the wonka factory!

Crushasaurous by consciousnessRising August 25, 2013

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crushass • Crushasaurous • Dirty Crustass

Dirty Crustass

The act of shitting in someone’s mouth, and then proceeding to smash their PC monitor and keyboard on the way out of their house, only to forget to wipe your ass.

“Hey man, I banged some girl last night.”
“Man, I bet you did a Dirty crustass!”

Dirty Crustass by OffGridd March 28, 2022

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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