crushass

When you crush somebodys ass

Person 1: “OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO ANDREW’S ASS IT USED TO BE SO FULL”

Person 2: “Oh! My bestie Ting ting just got so amazed by Andrew’s ass she just had to crush his ass.”

Person 1: “HE GOT A CRUSHASS? SO LUCKY!”

by Smoochiemycoochie February 9, 2024

Crushasaurous

Someone who spends an exorbitant amount of time playing candy crush that their arms are always at their sides like a T-Rex!

My neighbor is such a crushasaurous, he's cleared more candy than a fat kid at the wonka factory!

by consciousnessRising August 25, 2013

Dirty Crustass

The act of shitting in someone’s mouth, and then proceeding to smash their PC monitor and keyboard on the way out of their house, only to forget to wipe your ass.

“Hey man, I banged some girl last night.”
“Man, I bet you did a Dirty crustass!”

by OffGridd March 28, 2022