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Crush porn 

When people (mostly from the dark web) torture animals for other people's amusement (highly illegal)
Tim: Today I found the sexiest tape of some crush porn, it has a cat in it, too!
Edith: ... You're sick
Crush porn by Anatursia October 9, 2018
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crush porn 

Any variety of pornography in which images of items being crushed under the feet of women or men is the main draw. Crushings may of a stomping, violent nature. Often, items include male genetalia, and small rodents and insects. Crush has been tied to S&M, BDSM and the foot fetish. Female participants in Crush often wear stiletto heels, or the foot may otherwise be glamorized. Either participant can achieve gratification from a Crush, depending on one's interests.
Steve, check out this new crush porn I just downloaded!
crush porn by Colin Grover June 16, 2005

crush porn 

Porn in which a woman in stiletto heels stomps on a man's testicles in an act of sexual gratification.
"Jamie was really into watching bitches with heels stomp out some lifeless corpse in his favorite crush porn."
crush porn by Path January 3, 2005

animal crush porn 

The act of crushing an animal with an object, human, etc. Often times this seen as pornographic were a man gets off on seeing an animal get crushed for pleasure. This cannot be found on the internet normally. If you are a sick fuck and you want to see this, the only place you could go to see this is the deep web.
Hey I heard Jon hates ANIMAL CRUSH PORN.

Porn Crush 

Simply, a crush on a porn star. Just like having a crush on Brad Pitt, one can have a Porn Crush on any porn star, from Amateur to Professional, from Brent Corrigan to Jenna Jameson.
(The Porn Crush is generally considered non-creepy. Porn Star Obsession is a different thing completely.)
"Man, I've got such a Porn Crush on Jenna Jameson - I have all of her stuff!"

"I would date Chase McKenzie, I have a total Porn Crush on him."
Porn Crush by isthiscanon April 9, 2009

porn crush 

An infatuation with pornographic actress or actor much like a celebrity crush on say Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson in a girl's case Chris hemsworth
i have a huge porn crush on British pornstar Emma Leigh she's sexy has natural tits and a great body Iv a collection of her pictures and videos and I even wank over her I like her that much but its a crush chances are I'll never meet or get with her
porn crush by irishlad682 July 24, 2015

Porn Crush 

An infatuation with a pornographic actress (or actor I suppose) resulting in meaningless hours of porn viewing of the same scenes.
I missed work three days this week feeding my porn crush on Lezley Zen.

I spent my college tuition watching Brooke Haven.
Porn Crush by tveblen January 26, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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