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Crash for cash

Crash for cash: A new criminal trend where individuals stage accidents, either involving themselves or innocent bystanders, to fraudulently claim insurance money. This behavior not only endangers lives and violates highway regulations, but also drives up insurance prices Often, criminals either target innocent people or get paid by others to stage collisions, enabling them to claim insurance payouts and receive courtesy cars, effectively having their vehicles written off for profit along with high medical claims payouts for medical injuries.
Frank: Lee, I was, driving in London, and this bloke just pulls out and slams his brakes on for no reason. I went straight into the back of him! , there was nothing in front of him! I don’t get it.

Lee: Ah, mate, sounds like one of them Crash for cash scammers. probably trying to get a cheeky insurance payout!

Frank: Yeah, you might be right. That geezer did look a bit dodgy. Great, I’m going to lose my no-claims bonus. Not happy about this Crash for cash geezer. Next time I see him I'm going to batter him.

Lee:LOL.
Crash for cash by Jamie Cheese November 11, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012