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crunkopoly 

Obviously a VERY homosexual game as described above, as a massive sausagefest gets busy drinking and fucking each others buttholes.
crunkopoly is played by lonely frat boys who want to explore their sexuality, their homosexuality.
crunkopoly by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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crunkopoly 

A variation of Monopoly rules in which the object is for all players to become drunk and naked. Landing on railroads, in jail, or passing go requires a player to take a shot. If a player lands on another's unimproved property, they roll a die and remove an article of clothing if they land a one. The numbers on the dice requiring stripping increase with each house or hotel; one house means a one or a two will cause stripping, two houses means a one, two or three, and so on. If someone lands on free parking, they can either put on an article of clothing or force all other players to remove one. All other rules of Monopoly apply. Everybody wins.
Holy crap, Paul's covering his penis with a one dollar bill!

Whatever! It's Crunkopoly!
crunkopoly by Papa Crunk September 7, 2005
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Crunkopolis 

(noun) Referance to a place where people are "crunked" all the time.
This place is a Crunkopolis...
Crunkopolis by brimilla March 4, 2009

crunkapolis 

A greographical area that is a backyard for the house that is in a city that is in a country that is on this planet that is crunk in nature, appearence, ambiance, or through the nature of the events that take place there; A generally crunk or badass area behind a house where crunk happens.
Dude, we went over to Matts house last night and he BBQed and his backyard is totally the crunkapolis!
crunkapolis by Crunkapoli October 30, 2006

Crunpocolypse

when multiple devastating, disastrous events are happening at the same time.
Crundon being shittier than usual.

E.g. more like Birmingham.
its a "crunpocolypse" outside
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